Now I’m sick.
I’m blaming it on the cats.
Cats: cute but mischievous.Feel better!
Ugh – I'm sorry you're sick! I hope I need send you my cooties over email…
Nah, I blame all the papers.
In truth, it's probably partly papers and partly the friends I saw over the T-day break. But I always blame everything on the cats. They ate my homework, they stepped on the keyboard just as I was going to hit "send," they got sick so I had to make a vet run so I couldn't do whatever . . . And if all else fails, it's evil vibes from Basement Cat.