Confirmation
by Dame Eleanor Hull
Glendower went to the vet this morning for his annual check-up and shots.
When she picked him up, the vet exclaimed at how soft and plush his fur is: “You feel like a rabbit!” she said.
“Well, that explains the chewing,” I said.
It does, it really does! And there you were thinking your cat was just part-puppy. Clearly he is a mongrel animal…
Stop feeding him fucken carrottes!!!!